You can Now Die peacefully Now that you've seen my site !!.
"YOU THINK youR so DAMn superior"
Hey man, I didn't rape you donkey (we all know he did it)
Oww the hate mail begins. 1/9
Owww ! some one called me a fat ass and a loser. That hurts so bad. I wanted to cry today ronbyr
sends me this letter.
Ha ha ha your just another one of those fat ass's online that plays counter strike because they have no out side life!!!
LOSER!!!
How DAre He Or SHe most likely a he/she, say this about me. I thought everyone loved me but someone must have found this page (possibly looking for hacks) and wanted to insult me. Why ronbyr
? DId I offend you in anyway ? Did I spam you with my emails or something, Did you , having no life search the web just to see this site ? MMmmm Hash browns that sound soo good. Hey I may be a Fat ass but Im working on it buddy, I need to stop lifting weights and start running. ANd as for the loser remark , for some reason this makes me believe you think I play CS nonstop all day. That not true I play like maybe 2 hours a day most likely less, I wish I could play all day, then I would be unstoppable in the CS arts. But I got a job and all, I get paid to protect people while they sleep and thats a huge responsibility man. You Try staying awake when you got so old bastard next to you talking about his Hip replacement and all. So ronbyr
I would like to get to know you more you don't mind If I post your email on the site do you ? Don't worry no on reads this site anyway. HARDCORE GAY SEX EMAIL ME ronbyr
AT --------------> ronbyr@email.msn.com
ronbyr
Stupid people on the net (like me) 1/7
Man This Week sucked, WHat The Hell They did not pay me holiday pay and all that. I am sooo pissed. Then I caught some Stupid A hole wacking off to porn, I lost some CD's, My watch dies on me, Computer is still the s***, But I don't have a g-force 3 card yet. My Power Of E mail week Did not go to good. Bastards at the News station still have not replyed to me yet, got emails from girls that said this site was offenssife and damn it I got no money off of my ST-6 donations for the server.. But My shameless act of promotion email has done some good. I got like 400 people in here scince then. I think I should actully add some more CS stuff like Tips and crap. MAd Russian Did some stuff last week with his reviews of movies and games, one thing is that he can't spell as good as me. Maybe I should make a Warez Site ? Nahhh would not work. but wait this is sort of a warez site becasue I got the mp3s on here. Yahh I am involved in Illegal activites. Damn I hope I don't get arrested and raped in prison. Well we shall see. Man I am so freaking sleepy.......
GOD DAMN YOU 14yr olds..... 1/5
I worked last nigh and the night before that. Now let me tell you that when you work at night, you lose sense of time. Well I do, man it sucks. Like I thought today was Friday, No today is Sat.. Well anyway what I am about to tell you happened on the night of Thursday. Here in Florida it was a chilling 35 degrees. It has been getting this cold for a while now. People ITs not Supposed to get this cold. Its a Unholy cold. ANy way onwards with the Story. IT was 1 o clock in the morning when I received the call. I answered the phone, and a resident spoke. " My son tripped the front door alarm, hes missing Please help me find him" I remarked How much ? nahh but I said we would patrol for him. He is a 14yr old skinny kid and hes wearing a Tommy hill jacket. She had to throw that in. She had to mention that they were wealthy. Bastards. We went looking for him and could not find anything. Then later about 1 hour later. his parents pull up to where I work. They explain they know where he is but asked me if I could go down and get him. Since I am the only young one there who is not going into some kind of surgery in the future, they send me to get him. Now let me take a side step and explain this. I am 18yrs old. THe rest of my employees are 60 + NOW THAT SUCKS. 3 of them are going to be having surgery soon and one is in the hospital recovering. Its depressing hanging around these dinosaurs. I can't listen to my SP or my other stuff. They get mad. Anyway back to the story. I got down there in my Chick magnet (check out Jags world section) and went to where they said he was at. In the fitness center like a mile away from there their house. I wanted To freak this kid out because it was boring. And most of you dont know that I LOVE THE THIEF game series. So I decided to play Thief. I creeped up in my Chick magnet, turned off the lights. NOw the fitness center is in the back of a CLub house, so I thought I would go in the front. I sneak out pretending to be Garret from the game. I successfully picked the front door lock with my key I had. Now It was totally dark, except for a blue light that I could see far off in the distance. I crept up and peeked around the corner. And do you know what This 14 yr old walked a mile in the 30 degree cold for. TO Wack OFF to some Porn. Ohhh God I said to myself. and remained hidden. Now I could get into trouble if I did not act, I wanted to get out of there. So I thought If I am going to get him I might as well scare him. So I got my flash light and Turned the corner, YELLED HEY KID YOU NEED TO GO HOME ! and blinded him with my police Issue flashlight. ThIs KID FREAKED. He fell back and got up and pulled his pants up some,and turned off the monitor. Like I did not see what he was doing on the computer. Well my thieving skills were not to great because I tripped a alarm and I had to shut it off, but I could not so I had to wait there while this kids parents had to pick him up. Ohhh god I was traumatized and I scared the shit out of him. It was not the best of times for neither of us. Because I had to fill out a report on exactly what he was doing because there was a camera there.
Tang loves you
SOme thing Quick before I go 1/4
hey Whats up folks, I got to jet to work in like 10 mins So i though I should come here and post something to keep up with the current speed I have been going. NOthing Special bought some more DVDs Traffic and unbreakable. I have not yet bought the Godfather Trilogy which i will soon. Get this my Sister calls me from Califorina and asks for 500 dollars. Would you give your sister 500 dollars ? Well I did, maybe that was a stupid thing to do well we will see in the end. Mad Russian and I are practicing for our giant battle which will take on much of the CS world. hes a total noob but he has spurts of skill and luck sometimes. I have recived 2 email about my site but not about the money. I will post them later. RIght now All I got to say is Poor Grimm. I never really known him but he proably was a ok guy at some times. And i just figured out that Hater 911 is Britsh ? Is this right . Ohhh my god why did no one tell me. Any way I got to go now people . Be sure To check out the new reviews in games and movie sections and also I have a new url to pimp. www.Jag.coolhere.com ITs shorter and easy to rember. I got to go see you later WOrld
Discussion with MAD Russian
AIE RUSSIAN: SO U PUT TUAT SHIT ON UR PAGE ABOUT ME TALKING TO YOU ABOUT SURROUND SOUND
AIE RUSSIAN: NOW I NUKEEE U ALL
AIE RUSSIAN: I KNOW WHere ye LIVE
AIE JAG: Soo
AIE RUSSIAN: ITS OVER
AIE JAG: you aint got a car fool
AIE RUSSIAN: I HAVE A PLANE
AIE JAG: we got to find that hacker from last night
AIE JAG: and harrass him
AIE RUSSIAN: WHIch one
AIE JAG: I love that server becasue you can team kill the hackers
AIE JAG: 7 and 7 and that Bic one
AIE RUSSIAN: OoOoOoO
AIE RUSSIAN: man i gotta do a review on a aim bot
AIE JAG: hahaha
AIE RUSSIAN: i gotta see how it works
AIE JAG: hey do you know anyone else that plays cs
AIE JAG: no no no
AIE RUSSIAN: cause my cousin sad that you can choose where they aim at the body
AIE JAG: dont screw with that Stuff It stayed on my system after I deleted it and I got kicked
AIE RUSSIAN: oh ok
AIE RUSSIAN: a
AIE JAG: It got me F***ed up
AIE RUSSIAN: CAUSE UR GAY
AIE JAG: We need a Mad German now
AIE JAG: or Mad African
AIE RUSSIAN: HA
AIE JAG: or possibly a MAD ARAB
AIE RUSSIAN: MAD SPANIARD
AIE JAG: bhahbah
AIE JAG: naww I am just a JAg
AIE JAG: A mysterious Cs creature that roams the servers
AIE JAG: Where did you find that ninja scroll movie
AIE JAG: Its like, crazy junk man
AIE RUSSIAN: dude its on tv alot and you can rent it
AIE RUSSIAN: when i get a mic
AIE RUSSIAN: im gonna talk with a russian voice
AIE JAG: you talk with your girly voice
AIE RUSSIAN: FAGGOt
AIE JAG: have you even hit puberty yet ?
AIE RUSSIAN: DONT DISS THE USSUUR
AIE JAG: bahahah
DANGER ! WILL RobinSon .............. 1/3
Hello All CS Children HOw Goes it ? Ohh really ? Well I don't care. Nahh I do I love each and every one of you., Execept Rev. Well Folks I must Mention That [ST-6] Grim Has Stumbled onto Some thing great. A program that alows you to add various stuff to the CS game. This program has alot of options Most of which I have never seen before. You get new cross hairs which Work great. you get a bomb timer , a real time clock, win amp control, and anti cheat goodies. Now the anti cheats only work when your dead, Lasers are projected to see what a player is looking at, Is he shooting through walls, now you can tell with ease my friend. They got a wall hack thingy, spam filter and other thing i fogot. Now This Program is a RAR file, Which means if your sorta of a noob and all you should not even bother. Just kidding just download WINRAR Then the file from here FILE NOw the read me is like in russian or something so follow these instructions here instructions. Trust me its a great little program and all. MAD RUSSIAN is typing up something nowm he just bought a new game. Summener ot something like that, I don't know hes kind of weird. He buys weird games. Well anyway go check it out in his section. I told [ST-6] Xelent I would add him So i am , also i got to add hater. Well folk I have been getting a lot more people coming to this site than every before, due mainly to the name CS hacks. Which is fine as long as i get people in here. [ST-6] I love this Clan soooo much That I am Spaming the Masses Just For you, Yes I am sending bulk email to many random people asking to please donate money for your new server. With me on your side we Might get some money, so my [ST-6] brothers stand by for a update. And HEy ALL you that want to Donate money to the New [ST-6] SERVER ,you can get info by Emailing me
And If you do you will get a autographrd picture of me and 'The Communist Manifsto" from Mad Russian bye folks E-mail AIEJag@aol.com (aol is gay) *Update Mad Russian just reviewed a game and a movie
Discussion with MAD Russian
AIE RUSSIAN: HELL YA
AIE RUSSIAN: YOUUU
AIE RUSSIAN: SUCK
AIE JAG: FAhhhh q
AIE RUSSIAN: BASICALLY IM THE WORST NIGHTMARE YOU HEVER FIGRE A TRIGGY HAPPY NIGGER WITH A BAGE PARADIN AROUND LOSS ANGELIS HIGH ON KOKE With A BANANNA CLIP
AIE JAG: Shut up man
AIE JAG: you Suck you can not even hook up speakers
AIE RUSSIAN: IT WASNT A FUCKIN HARDWARE ISSUE
AIE RUSSIAN: NEWBIE
AIE RUSSIAN: IT WAS SOFTWARE
AIE JAG: HAHAHAH DUMB ass
AIE JAG: Install drivers you fool
AIE RUSSIAN: YOU WILL DIE ATHOUSAND DEATHS
AIE JAG: Russia Has No good Schools
AIE RUSSIAN: HAHAA
AIE JAG: they teach you in the back of a Truck
AIE RUSSIAN: wtf does spain and mexico have
AIE JAG: MExico Has shit
AIE JAG: Spain Has Great Schools
AIE JAG: and universtiys
AIE RUSSIAN: russia can nuke all of you
AIE RUSSIAN: ok
AIE JAG: to bad I did not go there to learn how to spell
AIE JAG: Russia Is not Super power anymore Bahahah
AIE JAG: They take in the Butt from Afgainstan
AIE RUSSIAN: i think i can get my mic to work
AIE RUSSIAN: in sec
AIE JAG: Wanna play ?
AIE RUSSIAN: let me fix xomething
Whats up with that ....... 12/31
Damn new year, another one of this THING? bahh. Whats up with people telling me that there are no hacks on this page. How dare they have the balls to insult me in my own Guest book. hahah thats because I got whole bunch of email addresses from the Hacking forums. Mygot and what not. But its fine with me. Ever wonder just how many clans there are out there ? Well I am going to find out by talking to some one powerful, maybe I will Email DAn RAter or geraldo. Mark my words I am going to get it in the NEWS people. Well THe new MOW(movie of the week) is up and we are still waiting for MAD Russian to post some stuff in his section(bastard). People I need some one to donate me a Chair. Mine broke, I am using a 14 dollar one i bought at Walgreens,and it to it soon to break. I am going to make my own News section and post all news. Yeah that will keep me busy. I suck at CS, ahh i remember when I was good. but then I stop playing then I am struggling trying to make AK kills now when I used to dish those out like nothing. Ohh CS is not what it was anymore. OHh yeah There on the side, is a Link To CS-radio.com and I think you should go there. In Case you never heard of it, Its a radio Show deitacated to CS and all. Its a great show I think. and I got a couple of posts they read too. I spammed their forums too so they may be looking at this right now. And if they ARE SEE U_Suckit and That_hurt I AM plugging Your Show.
wasting time with steve
ThirdEye383: oh
ThirdEye383: lol
AIE JAG: Dude I am going to
AIE JAG: email a whole bunch of news people
AIE JAG: to do a story on online Clans
AIE JAG: I am going to get ST-6 in the NEWS
ThirdEye383: heheheh, cool dude how are you going to manage that though?
AIE JAG: Email a whole bunch of people and throw the Clan life at them
AIE JAG: make it sound interesting
AIE JAG: Lie say that there is a DOctor in the clan
ThirdEye383: lol
AIE JAG: and a Lawer
AIE JAG: and he settles our disputes
AIE JAG: stuff like that
AIE JAG: They just need to get the story
AIE JAG: This Day shall go down in history 12/31/01
Wait a minute, [ST-6] Munkey and Osama have a little resemblance
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Heres What I think. I think Osama not only Rapes Donkeys, BUT !! trains with a HP using Counter Strike as a tool. Maybe thats Just me. Any way he probably hacks and still sucks. He probably Started his own Clan [GAT] Gay ASS Taliaban. Hey you Don't Think Munkey is a SPy Do you ?? hummmm take a look at Munkeys Spray
I am Jacks cold Sweat 12/30
AHHh crap, I just realized I have been a day ahead in my mind. So far my Shameless act of promotion has been working I have been reaciving emails and insults, The Bastards who Signed my guessbook thinks I should Add hacks to the sit scince I do promote It as a hack site with the Meta tags and all. For Those Who know that I love Tang, I just relized That there is No Tang Website at all. Thats starange for a drink that Is drunk by millions of people. MILLIONS I SAY ! Also To Awnser Some Questions THat have been posted at the ST-6 SITE., I LIVE IN THE Dumb ass state of FLorida. Where freakin gators run under trailers at my job (see page 2) and all. In THE new MAD RUSSIAN game reviews We posted WHat we think are the greatest Games of all Time and worst. If you want to add your Opinion Slap ME with a IM or Email. AIEJAG@aol.com BAhh this Sucks, I don't know Jack about HTML and I think I messed something up on my page. Some people say it sends them to some search engine, but It never happend to me. MDR I love you or should I say ST-6 ? and they too will be added to the Clan wars section. Well folks its Sunday and I got to go to eat with some weird ass people so see you all later.
Discussion with MAD Russian
AIE JAG: Hey are you there ?
AIE RUSSIAN: yag
AIE JAG: What are you doing ? are you typing the game review ?
AIE RUSSIAN: really at my birthday
AIE RUSSIAN: yah right
AIE RUSSIAN: IM DOIN SOMETHIN
AIE JAG: Dont be drinking fool
AIE JAG: like What quotin Stalian
AIE JAG: to your commie friends
AIE RUSSIAN: faggot
AIE JAG: LEts go kill Rev in the ST-6 server
AIE RUSSIAN: k
AIE RUSSIAN: lets fuck him u
AIE RUSSIAN: upo
AIE JAG: Are you drunk ?
AIE RUSSIAN: NO
AIE JAG: Dude I think its full
AIE JAG: but lets try
Under the spreading chessnut tree I sold you and you sold me 12/30
Hello once again Folks, I have not heard anything from REV but I AM UNBANNED Thanks To all THe people that Supported me and my cause to get unbanned. Buddah has open the gates of the banned server and let me in to rejoice with my long lost people (one day went by) By the looks of it My IS REV A ASSHOLE poll has shown not only that Rev is a A hole but people think he is confused about his gender. People not only have you seen my view, but you have been mislead. I think this Quote from the Simpsons will help explain "Urge to kill...... fading , ......fading ,..... RISING ! .....fading......... Gone" Homer Simpson is a very wise man. well even though the poll is still up it does not even mater anymore. Until I get banned again by him of which I am sure of. ANy way my other Noob Squad clan mate has Decided to join forces with me and help write stuff here. So all of you give a round of applause for AIE-RUssian Other wise known as MAD RUSSIAN. He will have his own section and all. He can help with Russian relations and all, now all we need is a German Relations person. And I have decided to Start My own Shame less acts of Promotion. I my friend ,have signed up another email account, and are mass spaming.... well the masses. Watch out you may get one yourself. Its all to start a world wide recgoniton for this Website and ST-6 and the noob squad. Can YOU DIG IT ? Ohh yeah also I found this Script that lets you play wav files in CS its cool because I dont know how to do that without this Script. If you want it go to the downlload section or just E mail me. God SAVE THE QUEEN !!
Discussion with MAD Russian
AIE JAG: What Do you have to say to the people ?
AIE JAG: Russian are you there Its your time to shine
AIE RUSSIAN: that president putin is my idole
AIE RUSSIAN: of russia
AIE JAG: Is Russia The best country in the World ?
AIE RUSSIAN: YES
AIE RUSSIAN: tell them about ur clan
AIE JAG: Are russians are enimes ?
AIE RUSSIAN: ur starting
AIE RUSSIAN: NO THEY ARE YOUR SUPERIORS
AIE JAG: Joo FAg you are a fool
AIE JAG: We Own Joo and all Solviet kind !
AIE RUSSIAN: no
AIE RUSSIAN: russians are who gave all the enemies you have there weapons
AIE RUSSIAN: and ST-6 REV BLOWS MY NUTS
AIE RUSSIAN: HARD
AIE JAG: hahah They will think I made that up
AIE RUSSIAN: ILL BITCHSLAP HIM IN RL
WHy is ST-6 REV a asshole ? hummmm 12/29
Well folks once again I have been banned again from The ST-6 Server located at 66.28.14.59:27035 Its a great server, Nice ping and Good players and occasionally a cheater here or there. Only one problem, [ST-6] Rev is a Admin. Folks watch out because This guy does not tolerate much. I have seen in the past where players kid around and WHAM your banned. Now the first time I was banned I had been messing with Some thing called xyg something. I was testing it out at the Old Skaters' server where me and Linkin were Admins. It must have been my Cheap Video card or lack of expertise with Dll and Cfgs and such. But just when you think all the files were gone BAm your banned because you forgot to fix a cfg or replace a dll or some other God knows what File. That was the reason I got booted from ST-6. now I don't blame Thanatos for it. I was messing with hacks trying to make them work and stuff but never on [ST-6]s server only at 136.167.235.224:27016 Skaters server Anyway I was curious what They do and how the CS world looks from a hackers View, and dang it I never got to see it. I successfully Deleted all my CS files video files and other Sierra Files just in case and it worked no more getting kicked for something that I was not even using. After begging for mercy from STeve He let me back in . YAY FOR ME. I got back in the server. Now the only reason I wanted back in was to play with Steve Andy and Tim (Your commanders) and that guy SPike I liked that guy ohh yeah and Linkin. Now That I have been playing foe about a month and half at that sever No problems no one said anything about me being there. Then how unfortunate that Today [ST-6] Rev put down his crack pipe and actually looked at the names and realized "Gosh Is dat tere Player da one dat got Banned, I Reckon It is" So he tells me to leave and 2 secs later as I was typing a Explanation the fool Bans me. Ohh Woe is me now I won't be able to shoot him with my AK. So I am left with my anger here becasue I was talking to [ST-6] Goodspeed The one true commander of [ST-6]. I have not gotten a chance to play with him for a long long time. And there were other ST-6's there Ask them if I was bothering anybody. NO Rev is a fool for banning me. How dare he, I did nothing wrong. Now I got to go and type this and add him to the Clan tree. Well ok here it goes. OHHH YEAH STEVE I PUT MORE Mp3 UP FOR YOU ok
[ST-6] REV
Me and Russian wonder what he looked like so This is what we came up with so He is now added to The family of Jag baahahah
Linkin former ST-6 and friend The MAN
Intoxicated with the madness I'm in love with my sadness 12/26
What up again folk Guess what I just formed a new Clan bahaahahah yeah thats right THe all noob Squad its going to own. Well any way I think its going to be, I dont expect it to be good but we could at least have fun. Well anyway I added a Whole bunch of Mp3s on the MY Downloads Section the password you may need but If so just Email me or IM my name is AIEjag Email me baby. DAng I got to go do alot of stuff now see you late
WHere Is me Mind ? 12/25
Hello Folks its been a while Since I Updated This page, I kinda of abandoned it after Getting booted from the clan and all. You know I think Counter Strike Clans are kinda of like A Mafia family. I Think I will make some kind of Crime Chart Of ST-6 If I get the the Time. People I got Some new pics for you in the JAG's worlds section. I Got The Old bastard that I work with. He's sleeping and it looks kinda of funny. I also got a pic of my Italian Neighbors NEw CAr I had take it from a distance because I dont want them to see me take pics and think I am working for the "FEDs" Wow I Miss THis. Ohh This is sad that I got booted. I Still love the Clan though Well the Old Clan. I am living in the Past. Is It Just me or is Fight Club One of the Greatest movies of all Time ? That movie Owns so much I had to buy the DVD. Its cool, deleted scenes behind the Scenes and commentary's and different endings. I Got the Sound Track from The movie And I think I am going to upload it for whoever wants its. So in the future check the MY downloads section. Well Not much has been happening since 12/9. I have been playing less and less CS and playing DOD(Day of Defeat) ITs such a breath of fresh air from CS. and also TFC and playing some other games. Well I got to get to work on the site so let me just hit update and _---- To be continued
I'm a loser baby ,so why don't you kill me 12/9
Ohhh yeah another day. Man I am still waiting for my pictures to get developed , due to a Bin Laden Incident. I tool a pic of him that was on the time magazine and I held it up and gave a thumbs up. I can't resist a dare. And now there being held for a little but longer anyway after that was cleared up they say Tuesday I will get them. Who knows I probably got an FBI file on me already. Well I got to go to sleep I just thought I should up date my page to all the loyal readers out there (me and some wacko with a lot of time) SO Good night all my children.
I love these people
God Damn You Stupid Sam's Server why do you have to suck ? 12/04
Stupid Server , Bahh I hate this Always Down, always laggy.. I man this Sucks. I got no where else to go, I am not going to MDR's server in its insane Laggy enviroments for me. Ohh god man I just slept 17 hours stragiht. My mom thought I was in a coma. She was close to calling the Paramedicd and all. Which would have happend if not for my Dad's quick thinking to chuck a pillow at my head. STupid Old bastards at work Guess what I just found out that I was covering for some old bastard who had broken his hip. WTF 4 months for this shit ? should have told me or something. Now they are changing my damn schudule for 3 -11 which kills my dad. Oh man I got to go. I am to depressed to talk about my miserable lfe. :( Ohhhh I'm a loser baby so why don't you kill me.
PS. I am too damn sad to post any new girls.....................................................................................................................................................................................................
THeres a pic of me One of my nehbors and a pic of Jordon Figure them out
bye!!
Secret Agent MAN 11/30
Hah hah I am going to take pictures of that Old bastard sleeping today then Exspose him. Crap I got to go
I don't think you trust in my , self righteous suicide 11/29
Hello once again every body, I am doing fantastic, operating with just 4 hours sleep in 48 hours. Last night We had a incident involving a stolen car. Which is such a breath of fresh air after having to listen to Doug's(old RAcist Bastard)Snoring. Hah hah , yesterday I heard his neck snap loudly when he was failing asleep. Youn know How you head shoots down sharply and then back up when you fall asleep siting down. Well All I heard was *SNAP and I turn from the TV to find him with a stupid look on his face like He was not falling asleep. HE denies It to everyone that he does not fall asleep. Well then I am going to take my camera and I am going to show the boss, and I hope he gets fired. I don't need this 78 old racist bastard working with me. Ohh god he got me sick the other day talking about how he needs Viagra and Crap like that. Oh god that was nasty. And all day I cound not stop thinking about this old fart screwing his 76 yr old wife. Uhhh. People Buy Aliens VS Predator 2. Its not just a smart move its a investment in your children's future. I am playing this more and more cuz IT owns. I love the predator his spear and his net gun are all me needs. READ WHAT PEOPLE ARE SAYING ! - below
"A Wise choice and a great investment in your Children's future" -says [ST-6] Jag of Counter Strike Hacks
"I was captivated by its stunning simplicity, I mean how can you not buy this game" - says my [ST-6] Space Cadet
"If I had to choose between paying my wife's ransom and a copy of AvsP2, I would howl like a Predator and tell my wife I loved her even after I had received her first ear" - my Dad of the Vasquez
"I left my promising job as a Taco Bell Employe, just to be close to this game, Even running it on a Cyraix 3 processor at 333 mhz and 64 mb of ram Is Worth every Delayed Frame" - Courtney Corey X employee of taco bell.
Folks HOw CAN you not rush to your nearest Walmart or kmart and pick up a Copy of this Great Master piece. It should be hailed as the Game that set the standards to every other thing that matters in life. Well I hope our MDR friends are nice and I hope they play at my Crappy server that I admin here at 136.167.235.224:27016
Well folks I must go now, my Master(stomach) has called for a quarter pounder with cheese. LAter :>
Goodbye My Cat loving Friend.......................................................................11/26
People, MY long time Cat loving Friend Linkin, Has taken the great journey which is The Great Voyage out of the Clan. I think he just got tired of all the killing and death that surrounded him. He had to break out, Nothing could hold him down. Not even the "special jacket" the nice men in white gave him. He is out there Swimming in a sea Of unfriendly people and Hacking fags. Damn its been a while since I up updated this page. And you know what Linkin Never gave me that movie review. Ohh Linkin, I wonder where you are now. All I know is that somewhere in Jersey, your with a Cat. Well I am going to go attempt to get drunk off Tang so See you you guys later. Linkin (GOd knows when - 11/26/01)
Oh yeah and some how MY Clan Just had a merger with another clan MY Leaders going F****** nuts these days. Hes running things like a bussiness now. SO I guess hello {MDR}
CARRY ON MY Wayward son.......................................................................11/20
Well I am going to install a counter on that other page because I think I have gotten at least 3 people to go there, because I have been plugging that hack on other servers. Hah I can't wait till someone sends me a E-mail. Well Linkin says I listen to old and gay music. I say LINKIn, the 14 yr old lesbian with a cat fetish, I don't listen to gay music but theres no stopping linkin so I just admitted it yes I do linkin I listen to gay music. Linkin you win.
NOw Linkin Finally sent me a pic of him self and its below. I showed Linkins Picture to my cat and HE FREAKED so theres a picture of what he sorta looked like when I showed him the pic. I am sry cat. Well People Even if you come here looking for hacks come on at play at our server I just might turn my head on your wall hacking. 136.167.235.224:27016 so come down and play some CS with SC(space cadet). Ohh yeah we are approaching the 700 hits mark people I thank you all for allowing me to die a happy man. Also I would love to welcome our new Member of ST-6, its alittle late. but any way he(i think its a he) sent his pic to post on my lovely website. Hes some kind of raver/CS player so forgive his appearnce. Well folks I got to go work with a certian racist old bastard. So I shall see you all later.
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Well people VICROTESH IS amoung us 11/19
People in order to understand what I am talking about you have to got to the work of the week section. See i decided to make my own word, but it went further than that, I developed into a NEW hack. THerefore people I give you THE VICROTESH EFFECT I first witnessed this hack a few days ago by a young hooligan in a unnamed server. HE was so cheating by his score and Matrix like movement. Then Thats when VICROTESH was born . The newest hack out there . So watch out people.
Well I found some mpegs you might want to see there at somethingawful.com well I enjoyed it. Well let me fill you on whats been going on in my nehberhood. some kids dog got killed by my Italian nehibor we had a mini flood and a sewer back up. and I successful retrieved my mail before the Arabs got it. I am going to try to get some pics of them but I am afraid of ether getting bombed suicide style or getting shot MAfia style. OHh yeah my VERY great friend has a web page that I forgot to plug like 2 moths ago. HEre it is ZEUS's page I am currently harassing him to update it. ohh man I got pissed when my mom bought this cheap imitation of TANG called Citrus energy or something. GOD i gave her 10 bucks to come back with TANG and instead she buys this cuz its cheaper and SHE keeps the change like 6 bucks . NASTy crap, blahhh man I was mad. Ohh I shot a bird with my pellet gun I bought like 2 yrs ago. Thanks To CS on desensitizing me, I shot that bird without flinching. Well I am going to go eat a sandwich cuz I cant go to sleep at 5 in the morning soo see you later and BEWARE OF THE VICROTESH EFFECT !!!
Well people ARE server is gone 11/16
Ok nice going Thantaos Damn it I can never spell you name right anyway. Why do you get rid of a server with out having another server to go to ?? I mean If your going to go tell the Servers owner he server sucks, at least have something to fall back on, Ok now w got nothing and we got to go back to Vandits with all the unreal stuff that goes on there. AHHHh well at least I begged for my Admin back, but now some guy is probably going ti go ask for it some stupid clan with a wacky agenda.ahhh. man this sucks, thats how most of the posts go to. No happy ones even my army has accused me of giving him a virus and then apologizing later, ahh who needs a army anyway. Stupid page! with Stupid problems. I am so mad I cant even post any pics. ahhhhh i can't do that to you.
Have any of you .................... 11/14
Has anyone of you people ever hear voices ? Well thats what happend to me last night, No I was not stoned or wasted. It happened as I went to bed. Weird thoughts came to me about "stuff". Like I was thinking about Blue Tang and going to collage, hummmm Thats weird to me. And something about a cat with gloves on, and I wouldn't say Actually voices but Sounds then A a word I could understand . I blame this on CS, because I always play with the headphones on. Well folks I got to go to work in like 15 mins. Ohhh god my stomach hurts. I dont think I just write, and yesterday I read what I had been writing and I realized that like most of the time I am in pain. Yeah thats a bad thing. Uhhh. My Freaking computer has not come yet , those bastards are pissing me off. I wonder how people are finding this page because I decided I would try to find this page through most of the major Search engines and I gave up after the first 20 pages. WEll anyway I think we have passed the 600 mark which is a really big accomplishment for me people, see ny first wepage only got 13 hits soo right now I am feeling pretty special. Have you seen this new show 24 ? I dont believe all that stuff can happen in a hour they gots to be lying or something. I just saw the movie Hard to Kill and I must say IT sucked. Well not many people tell me what they like or anything so I just talk about me. Well If you want me to put something up for you Tell me damnit. SIGN THE DAMN GUEST BOOK !!!! Well I GOT TO GO AND REMEMBER COIN BURD LOVES YOU !!!
Tooo much jag for you ????? 11/13
OHhh yeah another day, WEll my neck stopped hurting . Which is great so I can go back to doing ....... uhhh theres nothing much i do but Work and play CS ohhh yeah I go to church to. I have Cut this posting stuff in half and put it on another page for the sake of presios load time. Thantos seen in that PIC has a brother named Godhead and he has been harassing me to put up a picture of him so he sent me one and I will now post it. There you go folks, theres Thantoas brother, [ST-6] GODHEAD.
He keeps e-mailing me , talking about how great it was back in some county whos name I can't pronounce(IT has a # and : in it). He said he only came to America to fight the persicution of Counter -Strike players in his country. This folks should never happen, By god they will have to pry the mouse out of my cold dead hands. ANy way We have been getting alot of people at our server and we kick any hacker there in a sort of Democratic way. You should come vist us at 136.167.235.224:27016 Me thinks youll love it.
People I have falen in love With COIN BURD IF you have not already seen coin BURD do so now by click THIS LINK Peopl Coin Bird is the new Super hero of the 00's my god this bird is awsome. I want to go buy a bird and make him steal coins for me. I need to find some more stuff to put up. HAHAH those Arab Kids got beaten by this little neighborhood bully. hah hits was so funny I was like YEAH !!!!. I felt like going and thankin that bully for beating the Crud out of them.
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Well I have conculded that Sea bass was only in my mind and now that I have been some good sleep i dont think I will be seeing him soon. Well I must depart because I pissed off Linkin (seen below) and now I got to go apoligize soo see you GUYs later 570+ people HAVE been to this SIte WOW you guys really love me !!! :)
I really hope my page is working all right 11/12
Well people I dont know if this page is still actually working or not, I mean I stopped updating cuz of the damn thing but I am working on a new one at a different place which is a whole lot cooler. Some pic wont come up or anything, hey I keep mention this, well its pissing me off, My clan has just gotten their own server and I must say its a pretty good one Rarely laggy and all. In case you want to check it out the ip is 136.167.235.224:27016 so go and check it out, you'll like it. I got to put more stuff but I got a bad headache man. my neck is like stiff and I can't move it and GOD it hurt I found a Cool Flash movie THAT I love Its a bout a Coin loving burd titled COIN BURD here it the link COIN BURD I love this little movie. I officaly bought Alien VS pred 2 and I LOVE it The sniper gun is like soo cool man. Linkin is like dead or something. Well thats about all I have to say cuz I got to go play on our server soon So good bye everyone.
OHhhh man this sucks 10/8 11/8
Ohhh man this sucks so much, Stupid PAGE its been screwing up so much and I can't figure out the problem, sometimes IT does not even show the pics and sometimes stupid errors pop up. Whoooh I just got paid. I I must admit I loved my new cheack ammount. Now I need a car. I have my eye on this Nice Geo MEtro here. We finally got our own CS server which is really cool. Humm nothing else really has been going on latly. I stoped blacking out which is Very good and I think the old racist bastard might be getting fired. Which is always good. I am trying to learn Alot more about HTML but I think I will praobly just Say "Screw THIS" and just go buy Frontpage, but DAMN i seen the price , Ill take the risk of downloading for free on some WAREZ site, But HOw I hate those Freaking Pop ups. Makes me so angry sometimes I just turn the computer off then I am at page one again. MAn I got to update this page later on this week, heh heh Its not like a whole bunch of people come here.
The army is getting started worlds will soon collide 10/6
Hey whatts up mofos, Hey I got a new recruit to help me with my plans for the unstopable army. Thats good , Its a start. He need practice though. Linkin Still has not given me his Movie of the week So I may soon have to do it. I got my film devoulped and I posted it. If you click on JAG's World at the top, the green links at top. You will see pics of my job and stuff. Uhh i did not get Sea bass though I could not find him. I am runnig out of supplies man. I need Tang and beef jerky but these people won't take me To SAMs club. I got no gass money. Its ethier Tang or Gas. So i chose tang. crap i got to goh
some new stuff going on 11/5
Some stuff thats going to go on. Well Linkin is going to do some stuff here and tonight I am getting a roll of film to bring you, my adoring fans exclusive pics of JAgs job and other weird thins that go on in the night. Well I really don't got much to day cuz I got 5 mins till I have to go to work and stop by WAlgreens to get some film. SO Ill update it more tomorrow cuz thats when I get out of work, damn I don't even have enough time to spell check.
Ohhh K I am back. Its early in the morning and I am going to drop off the film That I took of earlier tonight. I did not see Sea bass tonight(DAMN IT) But I got some pics of the place of where I work. I am determined to Find a Total Newbie and train him and mold him in to the Ultimate CS soldier. Then HE will train others and then I will be the leader OF a unstoppable clan. They will do my work for me , So that means I can Suck like always. HEy folk I suggest you go and buy Alien VS Predator 2. This games OWNS, yeah I know the first one kinda of blew. But this one is really fun and a nice concept. Well I got to wash my work clothes, That F**king filthy sewage water they use to water the golf courses splashed me and I think I got some in my eye cuz it is kinda of getting red that really sucks if I have to cut it out because I got a poison eye from sewage water. DAmn it even the gator has not shown up anymore, I am being abandoned. And I don't think Linkin has finished his first assignment, In case you guys don't know Linkin is a 14 lesbian who has a fetish for cats with three legs. Soon I will get a picture of him up, but in the mean time here is a sketch of what he may look like from a artists point of view. and heres Linkin Folks. And for all you fellow clan mates and cyber surfers, are you confused or hiding in the closet, Here take this Gay TEst And if you find that you still can't tell go here, It provides you with a little info in case you think you are gay Are you GAy ??
Well folk I really got to go try and sleep, Peace to you all and to all a good night.
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